I got this via email a few days ago… and since I have kids in Dallas … posting it here.
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Dallas Traffic
TRUE STORY! Driving in Dallas……
First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL-LUS, or DAA-LIS depending on if you live inside or outside LBJ Freeway. Next, if your Mapsco is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If in Denton County and your Mapsco is one-day-old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. (Frisco has screwed everything up.) Dallas has its own version of traffic rules… "Hold on and pray."
There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas . We