{"id":14637,"date":"2013-08-25T20:32:45","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T02:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ishmaels.net\/blog\/?p=14637"},"modified":"2013-08-25T20:32:45","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T02:32:45","slug":"from-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ishmaels.net\/blog\/2013\/08\/25\/from-the-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Onion\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finding that we all <strong class='StrictlyAutoTagBold'>need<\/strong> a few giggles\u2026 the weekly Onion is out and these are pretty good\u2026 headlines.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/features\/news-in-brief\/\">     <br \/>NEWS IN BRIEF \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/report-last-time-anyone-actually-rose-to-the-occas,33616\/?utm_source=08-25-13&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=weekly_dispatch\">Report: Last Time Anyone Actually Rose To The Occasion Was 2002<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/goldman-sachs-announces-theyre-blowing-up-a-nursin,33612\/?utm_source=08-25-13&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=weekly_dispatch\">Goldman Sachs Announces They\u2019re Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There\u2019s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/narrow-gaps-in-bathroom-stall-doors-to-be-widened,33608\/?utm_source=08-25-13&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=weekly_dispatch\">Narrow Gaps In Bathroom Stall Doors To Be Widened Monday<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finding that we all need a few giggles\u2026 the weekly Onion is out and these are pretty good\u2026 headlines.<\/p>\n<p> NEWS IN BRIEF \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Report: Last Time Anyone Actually Rose To The Occasion Was 2002<\/p>\n<p>Goldman Sachs Announces They\u2019re Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There\u2019s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It<\/p>\n<p>Narrow Gaps In Bathroom Stall Doors To Be Widened Monday<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","odd"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>From the Onion\u2026 - And That was How it Went<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ishmaels.net\/blog\/2013\/08\/25\/from-the-onion\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"From the Onion\u2026 - And That was How it Went\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Finding that we all need a few giggles\u2026 the weekly Onion is out and these are pretty good\u2026 headlines. 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